Because they are delicious.

Honest question. Why not open up the other lanes and free up the traffic? Instead of having three (mostly) unused lanes, use every available lane to GTFO. Just block the entrance ramps to deter guys like the one pictured.

Factory paint jobs are almost always terrible if you know what to look at. It doesn’t matter if the car is a bargain basement Mitsubishi or a Rolls. Auto painters, even shitty ones, struggle to duplicate factory jobs.

Hm. I wonder if the lemon law applies to cars you buy used.

Rust licking has its appeal. After all, it would lead to an impressive business creating new solvents and cleaners. I’m not going to lick just any rust. It’ll have to be cleaned and degreased first. Nothing in the rules states I can’t make it taste appealing first or make the cleaners as safe as possible.

Hope it works better than the transmission in my Focus.

Nope. I won’t be in the area until Friday.

I’d support this idea if it would sell. It won’t. The Expedition is just too damned expensive as it is. (Not to mention forgotten) Base price would probably be in the low 40's for a stripper model. (Base price for a RCSB XL F150 2x4 starts at $26.5K. XLT Expedition (no XL models) starts at $46K.)

I think everybody forgets they exist. About the only place I ever see them is in the classifieds with tons of miles on them. Seems incredibly rare to see them on the road. I’m sure the sales numbers are embarrassing when compared to the Suburban and Tahoe. About the only full size SUV’s more rare are the Nissan and…

Oh please, Merciless Satan, don’t let me be the one that beats this woman’s longevity record. I’m doing what I can to make sure I don’t see 60, but, uh, Science finds ways in places where it should not.

Because they already have a SUV based on the F150. Remember the Expedition?

I would take this over a Corvette and there are a lot of other options I would take before this.

I don’t remember, exactly. I was on either 290 or 495 headed north.

Driving through Mass last week, I saw a Cavalier, or whatever the hell replaced Cavaliers, that had pulled someone over. I know I wouldn’t have pulled over for them without calling 911 to verify.

As much as I like these trucks, I recognize that I have no use for one. Also, the 5 1/2 foot bed is a deal breaker.

Ditch the off road crap and I’d be into it. In 10 years of owning my own trucks, I’ve never taken them off road.

I seem to recall a discussion he had where he mentioned that he doesn’t drive his collection. He had his reasons that I don’t recall. Most of his cars are just expensive paperweights.

40MPG is about the only way I would look at these things. Even then, I’ll stick to my Focus with the crappy transmission.

Nobody would ever get laid if they did that.

Not gonna lie, I love the Fuck You attitude that comes with the Stance culture. It’s not something I’d want for my car, but, I really love the attitude that inspires the builds. The best part of this one is that they didn’t ruin a nice car.