Fifth Gear is the only newer car show I’ve seen that doesn’t suck. Top Gear is not a car show.

Caddy could never be described as gorgeous or beautiful and this is no exception. “Interesting” is the best word for it.

Would a Model U P90 (or 100) DL finally push us into 6 figure truck territory?

Until the Miata comes with 300HP, I remain uninterested. Slow Car Fast is a load of bullshit.

McDonalds is the perfect car food as long as you skip the sauces. After all, it won’t mold or mildew. Just break out the vacuum when you finish the trip and all worries are gone.

It’s not often that I agree with Ferrari, but, I don’t give a rats ass about ‘Ring times, either.

As fun as it would be, not only is my writing pretty poor, I prefer a drier style of auto journalist. After all, I do prefer the non-nonsense approach to Car and Driver or Motor Trend TV over Top Gear. I’m more of a Joe Friday.

I hope yours isn’t the one I saw getting detailed over the weekend. If it is, make sure they pay to replace the PPF that you just had done!

They need to delay these cars because of their shit paint. On some cars, they didn't even use enough paint to cover the primer. Others have solvent pops as though they didn't wait long enough to clear. Finish is terrible on these things.

Looks good, but, I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. There are better options out there.

Long beds for life!

I’ve had trucks with all cab configurations. For me, it’s just a preference. The only time I want a bigger cab is on road trips.

Dear Ford, please offer this exact engine in a 2wd truck that is a few inches lower than stock. I'd like a new Lightning, thanks!

Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.

Sarcasm? I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick wrapped in a trash bag.

Why can’t you take your beatings from a hooker like a normal guy?

Your design is hideous, as usual. That said, your idea isn't ridiculous for a change.

Just park on an incline.

Doors are cheap and easy to replace. I'll take it.

Well, this is the stupidest thing I've read today. Adding electronics where they aren't needed, great. You know what is great about the mirrors on my 71 Nova? 45 years after they were made, they still work.