McDonalds is the perfect car food as long as you skip the sauces. After all, it won’t mold or mildew. Just break out the vacuum when you finish the trip and all worries are gone.

It’s not often that I agree with Ferrari, but, I don’t give a rats ass about ‘Ring times, either.

As fun as it would be, not only is my writing pretty poor, I prefer a drier style of auto journalist. After all, I do prefer the non-nonsense approach to Car and Driver or Motor Trend TV over Top Gear. I’m more of a Joe Friday.

I hope yours isn’t the one I saw getting detailed over the weekend. If it is, make sure they pay to replace the PPF that you just had done!

They need to delay these cars because of their shit paint. On some cars, they didn't even use enough paint to cover the primer. Others have solvent pops as though they didn't wait long enough to clear. Finish is terrible on these things.

Looks good, but, I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. There are better options out there.

Long beds for life!

I’ve had trucks with all cab configurations. For me, it’s just a preference. The only time I want a bigger cab is on road trips.

Dear Ford, please offer this exact engine in a 2wd truck that is a few inches lower than stock. I'd like a new Lightning, thanks!

Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.Want it. Want it.

Sarcasm? I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick wrapped in a trash bag.

Why can’t you take your beatings from a hooker like a normal guy?

Your design is hideous, as usual. That said, your idea isn't ridiculous for a change.

Just park on an incline.

Doors are cheap and easy to replace. I'll take it.

Well, this is the stupidest thing I've read today. Adding electronics where they aren't needed, great. You know what is great about the mirrors on my 71 Nova? 45 years after they were made, they still work.

The part where I didn't watch any of it because it was obvious that it was going to be a train wreck. Maybe I'll watch next year.

Love stance. Not something I would do to my own car, but, I’m still a fan. I’d rather see these cars stanced than sitting in some garage collecting dust. Also, I dig the fuck you sentiment of the scene. Stock sucks, even stock Ferrari sucks compared to modified Ferrari.

I considered one of these until I saw there was no fuel economy advantage. My wife’s Mazda 6 and my Focus both get better fuel economy.

All trucks should be stepsides... except that one.