All this fighting over a shitty Doc Hollywood remake? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a movement to get Torch away from Jalopnik (mainly to get him into rehab, because he HAS to be on some serious shit.)

I was big into classic muscle cars until I finally drove one. I’m not entirely sure what I was expecting, but, I was not expecting my dad’s 68 GTO to drive worse than a neglected dump truck despite having a completely rebuilt front end. Between the bad memories associated with the car and the way it drove, it made…

The tail happy nature of the car ruins it for me. I don’t want something tail happy. I want something that grips.. hard. I wish I could blame the crappy tires on the car as my reason for not buying one, but, they just weren’t in stock when I was shopping.

the A3 e-tron’s electric range (at around 16 or 17 miles) is just slightly more than the average American commute of 14 miles

Based on that comment alone, I think I might actually love her. It’s either that or I’ve got gas building. The feelings are pretty similar.

Jeez. At least The Intimidator and Gordon versions somewhat resembled the cars they were based on with the coloring.

I only ever saw one Tony Stewart edition and it had all of the Home Depot logos and everything else going on. At least the Intimidator cars were just black with silver ground effects and some badges.

I’d be excited if I didn’t expect them to be fat, over priced, pigs.

Geography is hard.

Huh. Well, that explains my dislike for Eddie Murphy. Even in silent gif form, he comes off as a slime ball. That man could be giving away free water in the desert, while I was dying of thirst, and I would not take it.

Don’t forget the Jeff Gordon edition, as well.

Not all Eddies were green. My step dad’s was black. When he went to have it repainted after a wreck, it was going to be $800 to replace the words “Eddie Bauer” in the pin stripe.

Had one, would not want another.

It may be ugly to you, to me, it is just bland. Bland enough that it doesn’t inspire any thoughts regarding appearance at all.

Wrong.

I’d rather walk.

He may not have been much of a comedian, but, Leno strikes me as one of the few celebrities that I’d actually like to hang out with.

ThunderCougarFalconBird!

The Avalanche was an awesome truck and I almost changed my mind at the last minute to get one of those instead of my Sierra. I often regret not doing that. My only complaint about those trucks was the pop out rear window. I wish it rolled down into the midgate instead.

I’ve never done that. Not even with my truck, which is my favorite vehicle that I’ve ever owned. I’ll keep that beast until the salt and northeast winters kill it.