Of course not. 0% chance. But that doesn't stop Jesus from entertaining the possibility.

Troll, get back under your bridge.

Snark is so childish. Good luck in the 11th grade.

What are you blabbering about? There was no point, just a troll trolling.

Yes, but at least we could laugh at the idiot in his wheelchair.

Yeah, a lot of guys with a 4 inch phone say that.

[...] Mr. Cook appears to be interested in the smartwatch's broader implications — for instance, that a watch might monitor heart rate and other vital measures, thus improving health and limiting doctor visits, according to these people. The watch is expected to be released in the fourth quarter, these people said.

That's some good innovating.

And not a redline, but a machline.

Let's hope NASA has weeded the ADHD kids out of the new hires...

No, it's not at all the same thing. Materials that possess properties not ever detected in the Universe are a good sight different from a material that DOES have properties we can observe (like tensile strength), only stronger.

Good call.

Not bad for a population of 51M.

This idiot's idiotic opinions are wide-ranging.

Troll be trollin'

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Typing... that's so old-school.

Time to walk the plank....

Apparently the Minnesota Twins are interested in upgrading their pitching staff with this recruit.

you know what, I am completely wrong, and apologize unreservedly. Perhaps you have first hand experience in these matters, in which case I thank you for your service and hope that you can forgive me for doing what I hate so very much.