Yes, because for once, Jesus is right. Praise be!

Stick to writing things you know the slightest thing about.

Actually, you clowns are all wrong.

Someone told Timber Cook he has to innovate... so he decided to buy a trending line of cans. For $3B. At least he can say that no-one has ever done this before in the past.

Of course it's the same principle. It's called Buoyancy.

Perhaps you just don't think at all... Do steel ships float? Why?

I actually picked up a complete wheel, not just a tire. The air still in the tire allowed it to float... right into the collector.

I was thinking we need a fleet of these floating around the The Great Pacific Garbage Patch...

Forest fires are very unpredictable, and using this machine would require placing it in the path of the fire. I'm not sure anyone would think it's a good idea to put several thousand pounds (around 400lb/hr) of jet fuel in the path of a forest fire.

Not very practical for attacking a multi-mile long wall of flame... this thing specializes in attacking a fixed spot.

"Computer, enhance to show face of despondent man..."

Why is there always a cluster of guys awkwardly cuddling?

Idiot.

I'm sure it was a very interesting interview, but I couldn't get past this...

Murderous pig scum hell-bent on beating the innocent and... oops, wrong thread.

bottle = nerve/balls/guts

I did hear "shove it up your arse"...

Dammit, misread the title and thought I had won my Dead Pool!

I don't believe that's really a Previa, otherwise the exhaust would be whistling like a steam train...