"Computer, enhance to show face of despondent man..."

Idiot.

I'm sure it was a very interesting interview, but I couldn't get past this...

Murderous pig scum hell-bent on beating the innocent and... oops, wrong thread.

bottle = nerve/balls/guts

I did hear "shove it up your arse"...

Dammit, misread the title and thought I had won my Dead Pool!

I don't believe that's really a Previa, otherwise the exhaust would be whistling like a steam train...

I'm calling you stupid.

I guess you didn't see the play he made immediately AFTER this great fuckup/recovery.

Why have THAT face when you can have O face?

When everyone else is slowing down for a green light... gotta be a clue!

Well, it's either a banger caravan or a bangim caravan.

Good, fast, cheap, pick any two.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

If only you could be so contrite about your snap judgments on threads that actually matter. ;)

Thought so, nothing of note.

What have you accomplished?

Yeah, no threat to armchair QBs such as yourself.