Can you imagine the thrill of not being sure if you're about to smack into a simulated tree or a real one?

Nah, this was caused by arcing between the contacts.

This entire thing is ridiculous. People are speculating and accusing here as if CarrierIQ has the slightest interest in the banal 140-character blitherings they emit. No one gives a crap, except the NSA, and they don't rely on CarrierIQ.

It's not a entrance exam, it's a recruitment ad. And government agencies are not companies.

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Come on, let's get real about what those numbers should really represent in terms of pain level.

Might we see a media dreamteam coalition goverment... Bachmann Turner Comb-overdrive?

Touche. I will smoke a hyperbole later and see if any of these are funny thereafter.

Seriously disappointing. How are any of those funny?

Try this one next time, then extrapolate forward 5 seconds....

@butters619, you need to read the whole sentence, rather than pick a couple of words out of it.