I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

Maybe you guys already reported on this and I missed it, but it was reported last week that Colon filed for a trademark on his “Big Sexy” nickname:

NOBODY DENIES THIS!!!

There are 8 letters in Benghazi.

Duh. Colon always goes for seconds.

Worst teams ever ranked:

His most recent tweet:

It’s a shame Biyombo wears number 8, ‘cause if he wore number 5 I had a whole slew of increasingly terrible Lou Bega jokes ready to go.

Dr. Pellman, I get that you’re only a rheumatologist, but most professionals try to back up their opinioms with actual reality. Had bias actually been a concern for the NFL HNS team, they obviously wouldn’t have applied for any of the NIH funding - their employer is a bigger bias problem than any of the BU team issues…

Takes which are both correct and bad are hard to pull off, but I think you’ve done it.

You may take my short-term memory, but you’ll never take my short-term memory.

Please continue to keep track of which installment this is as the season goes on. It’ll help remind everyone of how many games the Cardinals have lost. Which is 21 at the moment.

The Cardinals losing is sports and news. Not sure what your complaint is.

#CardinalTears

angry cardinals fans are the bright point of every day

Goodell is not the problem. He acts on behalf of the franchise owners. He is the Smithers to their Burns.

And this is why Goodell needs to be fought at EVERY turn. Snark all you want about Brady appealing his suspension, but the abuse of power and capricious dictatorial actions are the same in that situation as in this one mentioned in the article. The only end goal for Goodell is more power and the ability to do whatever…

Steph Curry: The only guy whose pull-up foot-on-the-line during a 3-on-1 break is not a “NO NO NO NO NO YES” shot.

LOL

Oh yeah. And it’s not hard to make multiple accounts as the same person, I’m sure.