I’m impressed with how quickly the Blues jumped on this. It left me wondering how exactly the NHL would have fucked things up from a PR/marketing perspective if the ball was in their court.

Of course! In that building, they CHEER when a black guy wins a fight!

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

The true story here is that Ryan Howard hit something.

Didn’t realize a member of the Warriors was posting here! You and the boys really guarded Lillard well in the fourth.

[Steps over 10 homeless people]

Congratulations to the 5 member of the Seattle council who did their job and didn’t give a gift of taxpayer land and money for a private playground.

God I couldn’t tell that the show title in the headline was fake because it is FOX.

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You should have just stopped after the first 6 words, that was going to be my post.

Every time I try to step into the mental space of a Lakers GM, I keep wanting to call Dwight Howard.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

I really feel this is bad GM’ing, too short-term thinking. If I were running the Lakers, I’d think of throwing a pick or two Golden State’s way for that Curry fellow. Seems like the type of player that could become a star if under the bright lights of Los Angeles.

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Good lord, she’s amazing.

Now you’re just being preposterous. Nobody cares what Mel Kiper thinks.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”

That honor is reserved for his mom, Annie Apple, who is a LeBron James-, Andrew Luck-type superstar-in-the-making at the all-important position of Sports Mom.

Is it too far-fetched to imagine that dozens of scouts spent thousands of man-hours fapping over the big question if a mom with a blog and an active and witty twitter account was a RED FLAG?

Black women are inconceivably beautiful, and they seemingly don’t ever age. Eli’s mom is no exception. And personality to boot?? Mr. Apple ain’t no fool.