Aye, there’s a fancy poop deck. Prepare to be boarded!

“Get ooooooout.”

Do the laws of physics not apply to your stove?

Can’t see much “utility” behind the back seat. It’s a glorified AWD sedan at best.

End of the turn signal stalk?

“Skeletor’s snowmobile”...Hahahahaha! I’m dying here. You, sir, owe me a keyboard.

I’m shocked!

There’s a guy in Atlanta that seems to get on TV for man-in-the-street commentary. He consistently gives his name as Heywood Jablome.

Ryan Air - The cattle car with wings?

It’s called The Moses Stick in NJ. When you engage it, the sea of traffic magically parts and you can move into whatever lane you want. Well...at least that’s what most drivers seem to think.

Percussive maintenance for the win!

Where the gas cap is located is actually one of my buying preferences. I am handicapped and having to go around to the passenger side to fill up is an incredible pain in the ass.

The important question that everyone seems to be missing here: Will I be getting frequent flyer miles for this trip?

I see what you did there.

The word you are looking for is sinecure.

As a wheelchair user, I am thankful for well-made transitions. It’s really easy to get dumped when you hit a rut at speed.

They are buying back the car they sold him. He’s not returning the car they sold him.

I’m at work and can’t access Craigslist or eBay. Is that ‘81 Fleetwood a station wagon? I’d be all over it if it was local.

Be a shame if that research vehicle happened to blow up while on that Chinese ship. Be a real shame...

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