Plus eleventy gajillion.

Well, to be honest, Japanese interference engines with timing belts frequently have the belt last as long as the engine.

Rental with damage waiver?

Need to get a Harvester in there to collect that honey.

This is a great opportunity for them to take the wreck and fix it. Would be great advertising.

Bada-bing!

That dude on the top...man that’s just Sikh!

JAP = Jewish American Princess. A rich, spoiled, clueless female denizen of Long Island and its environs.

My family uses the cost-to-fill as a reflection of gas prices, not fuel economy. Since our lives tend to be a series of Groundhog Day existences, we tend to use the same amount of gas on a week-to-week basis. How much that gas costs us is relevant, as when you pay cash, you really feel it.

CP. It’s still a Dodge truck.

Like making little ones out of big ones?

Seriously, this. And any other color than Rental Fleet Silver. I’ve been looking for a used car and it seems like 80% of them are silver.

I’ll take it!

I bought one of these, new. It was uncomfortable, noisy, loud, drafty, ill handling, drove like a shopping cart and pulling out into traffic was a white-knuckle affair. The only thing it did well was not break down. Aside from routine maintenance I never had to put a nickel into it.

Bingo!

Not really. That weld will give or the floor will rip out long before the bolt fails. Nice call, though.

Fox bypass suspension@ 1:20?

Let’s go Kroger-ing!

Nope. I think the correct phrase is Chelsea Tractor?

How the heck can you turn off the vehicle and remove the key if the car isn’t in park? Or, is the problem that folks think they are in Park while they are sitting in an idling vehicle?