The facial recognition is pretty amazing. It tagged my nephew correctly from 4 months old all the way up to 6 years old.

Nicely played

a mini thunderstorm that uses teddy bear guts for clouds.

Oh come on! I can't make a stupid comment without it looking like it's directed at the author of the article!?!

There's growing evidence of upcoming volcanic activity on Uranus.

Ahahaha this just made my life

Sigh, yet another illustration that Jobs really could be a nut case.

Shoot, my dumb watch battery will last 4-5 years, only costs 80 bucks (casio wave ceptor)

You think anyone believes that BS? Are you saying that the biker was innocent, shouldn't pull over when being stopped by the police, and didn't evade? Are you seriously suggesting that the biker pulled over at the first opportunity after getting off the freeway immediately?? Pathetic lies.

This was my favorite Matchbox car for most of 1991

If your HDPE seats are melting (250-350 f) so is your jacket, likely your shirt, and most likely your hair (~300f)

Really no different than any other synthetic interior, specifically fake leathers... gah

evidentally shoveling with a screw driver and spraying sludge cleaner is too hard for a normal person to do. LIES ALL LIES!!!

No but booting Jezza daily could work in an "oh my god they killed Kenny" kind of way..

Yes, 2014 was their best year since the recession started.

Prepare yourself.

"Prostate Recognition" Great name for a band. Or a great way to describe how much recognition politicians have. Or the name of a futuristic scifi porn movie.

I was stationed at Coast Guard Airstation Barbers Pt. when Branson splashed down in his balloon off of Hawaii. I didn't have duty that day so I wasn't on one of the two helicopters that picked up Branson along with Fossett and Lindstrand. But I was on the ramp when they landed.

I bet it will have a good soundtrack though: