Highly massive armor isn't exactly cutting edge, nor is it applicable here.

I'm dying to know what the responses were from the other 30-odd % who's answers didn't matched the graphed answers.

Apparently, Richard Hammond did not take the news of the cancellation sitting down...

Pictured here is Richard Hammond after hearing that Top Gear may be firing a castmember.

Actually, given how much of a fustercluck our intelligence agencies normally our

And I'm sure his personal communications are REALLY interesting...

My god, it's like the government's intelligence organizations are sharing information and resources for a common goal. What a shocker!

Oh shit, I love it when guys get fire on their face. Good times.

But maybe people don't want a shitty phone...

Maybe Apple can mitigate the price sting by including a Cash4Gold mailer bag in the watch packaging.

Maybe 1, definitely less than 2.

Let's face it. Even THIS looks less tacky.

You're funny.

Except it's not 18k gold... it has some composite in it too. So even Cash4Gold will turn their nose up at this trash.

Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "Abort Print Job".

Are you a parent?

It's definitely a thing...

You're welcome.

#8, apparently.

No, because these planes likely didn't fly high enough to form contrails. It is reasonable to say that they were dispensing silver iodide, however.