This...

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

But you're not actually reducing the number of clowns in the world. You're just increasing the number of clowns that are not gainfully employed, thus giving them more free time to plan and execute their nefarious revenge on the Unfunny.

Just lazy enough to not appreciate that the design objective of the robot is NOT to bend balloons.

Really??? You're one to talk about "pathetic comment history".

Why not? It looks just like the Alps.

Best night's sleep ever!

There's a chance more reform could come later this year, possibly with the help of the new Republican Congress.

Do you really think the battery will be functional then? And if not, do you think Apple will be providing battery replacement service? You will be giving your grandkids a really thin, fragile doorstop.

This could be a new logo for the NSA.

It most likely took MORE effort to replicate the rending exactly than if the artist had been tasked with "make a rendering of a hand chopping a vegetable and represent it as a first-person video game". Thus...

Maybe you should know what "cut-and-paste" literally means before you start hairsplitting.

There, fixed that for you.

I bet it will have a good soundtrack though:

Aww come on, they changed the font, kerning and the placement of the score updates. These things are important... just ask Apple!

You can see right through this one.

What could possibly go wrong?

Your English comprehension, even of things you yourself have written, is abysmal.

I'm talking about pre-Lockerbie when screenings were random and the majority of passengers were not searched at all.