I don't care if a girl says shes going to fuck/suck you all night long. Once shes puke-on-herself-and-pass-out-drunk, you tell her friends to get her home or take her there yourself, then go home and jerk off.

"Fans should tell Disney/Lucas loud and clear they don't want shitty titles from random developers; they want games to be taken seriously, and they will only pay for quality," the source said. "I believe that if Disney/Lucas lets LucasArts die, it means the death of Star Wars as a storied game franchise is right…

Johnson?

Because a temporary game means you must purchase a sequel to play after they shut the current one down. EA doesn't want you to boot up the game to show your kids in 10 years, they want you to buy SimCity 2023 to show your kids a newer shinier version with less features.

Eventually, yes. But probably not for quite awhile yet.

Honestly, if you are a 360 owner, just suck it up and don't play baseball this year. If you don't have 2K11 or 12, then you aren't an every year purchaser, so really don't bother. The pitching is always good, but the AI slows your players down in the outfield to get hits when you're ahead, like a 15 year old racer…

Right...except in Shadowrun, it is a dystopian cyberpunk setting. That's why they say both words.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

I see a lot of responses about Goldeneye and Flight Sims. It's funny, because personally, I played a lot of flight sims and Golden eye, yet I use non-inverted Y-axis. For flight sims I still use the traditional inverted, and it feels natural, but FPS are the opposite.

Yea, they're waiting in line to make sure they get enough Overlords spread out to detect the Ghost so they can neutralize the nuke before North Korea even launches.

The thing that really got me into Planescape: Torment, was that death didn't matter, and in fact, sometimes actually helped you. These we're the days that I quick-saved every 15 seconds if possible, because most RPG's (Baldur's Gate comes to mind) were so challenging that I died constantly. The freedom to simply pick…

It's not terrible, but it does make me wonder why she doesn't just fix her pony tail.

I'd play the first one. Once you get the hang of it, and learn that Igni and Aard are your very best friends, combat isn't bad at all.

I want to play your Deadpool game.

Sweatshirts, not so much, but I would absolutely rock a work-shirt with the Planet Cracker Ishmura Logo.

That Will Smith gif is priceless

"We don't have a 'do not hit on the customer' policy because we've never needed one until now."

Heart of the Swarm is the only one I think will be worth dropping money on. A couple of the others are in my GameFly queue, because, while I want to play games like Tomb Raider and BioShock I just don't think they are worth $60 since I will play through them once and then they will just look pretty on a shelf.

Boot is definitely the best one.

"mixing open-ended ship-based exploration and combat with land-based adventures on a number of Caribbean islands."