This is the greatest drunk of all time: in mere moments goes from:

I’m not generally the kind of feminist who “hates all men” but between my recent personal experiences - stuff like this, the Duggar Rapist and Jarrod, my misogonistic father who is visiting and I now realize that I hate for who he is not just for what he did to me and my brother - I’m just all manned out right now

Whenever you get a group of men together without female influence, things get very scary very quickly.

The woman who CLAIMS she birthed me (still hoping a poor princess got herself in trouble & left me on the doorstep & will be back for me any day now) is ATTENDING A TAPING OF HIS SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. I did not accept her invitation to come along. She insists he's SOOOOO wonderful to women. Meanwhile on family feud he…

People who use “politically correct” and “social justice” as pejoratives are garbage human beings.

lol.

There not called Hugz by Dre for a reason.

Yeah, it’s totally good:) And oddly enough, the chlamydia diagnosis led to an early diagnosis of Hepatitis C, which I had contracted during a medical procedure while I was working in another country. I went on an experimental treatment and was cured!! So, yeah triple lucky. Rid of bad husband, early diagnosis of…

Bojack is the best thing that happened to me this summer. But let’s be real none of us would want to be married to Bojack.

Oh no, really!

Not sure I want to live on a planet where Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorced but Rihanna and Chris Brown are Facetiming.

“pissed off Iowans”

Im offended by toyota camrys! Can we ban the camrys? Can that be a thing? Nobody likes camrys anyways!

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

I’m actually not taking CPC’s position. I was just pointing out what I think CPC’s argument was based on.

When the fuck did I say “Muslims can’t help it” and what the fuck is “it” supposed to refer to?

By encouraging a confrontation to defeat them?! If they want to die, we should accomodate, considering they’re raping and beheading and censoring in the meantime. What’s your grand plan? Equip police with body cameras, tell me how Bernie Sanders is bad for people he’s been fighting for his whole life and letting PoC…

Let’s not send ground troops or impose a no-fly zonein all of Syria, tho; that would get more women raped. Let’s not criticize Islam, because ISIS isn’t practicing the Real Islam (Obama, who’s not a Muslim, assured us if this fundamental fact). Let’s not worry too much for the Arab, N African and Asian girls being…

There are fewer small adults worldwide every single year. Many flights have few children, particularly on routes typically taken by businesspeople. It makes perfect sense to me to begin weighing the total cargo plus passenger load on airplanes. It’s not inconceivable that as the obesity rate increases, we may need to…

I’ve been on a few trips in my life where we’ve either been asked for our weights ahead of time or actually weighed at the airport. These are always on little planes where a difference of 50 pounds matters and frankly, I’m happy to jump on a scale if that’s helping to keep my plane in the air.