Artificial sweeteners all taste like sweaty butthole. End of argument.

Maybe he feels...hunted?

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nasty cruel sack of shit who probably needs to kill defenseless animals to compensate for his small penis. That said, over on Deadspin they’re calling for the guys address as well as his name. Sorry, but we don’t need his wife and children to be harrassed by the internet mob because…

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

Counterpoint: normal email is fine, it doesn’t need fixing. ‘Nough said... flicks cigarette.

I wonder if Taylor Swift confers with all her model friends before she tweets.