Although the Royal Society differs in their approach, this is the international standard for getting a gummy bear to shit hot metal & carbonized sugar.

Treat it like a new parent— don't offer up that the baby is ugly. "Oh, a baby!" is a nice general thing to say. For a game, perhaps something like "Wow, a game! Pixels too!"

Yes, this. Especially because root risk & time varies greatly across handsets. In rare cases it has taken minutes, in most cases it has taken hours or a full day to research the correct method, find the appropriate ROM, and get everything working. It's a lot of repeating steps because "If your phone doesn't reboot…

This is a bit like getting surgery to look like Robert Downey Jr so you can star in the next Iron Man movie... at best you're looking at successful identity theft. At worst, you look like a Robert Downer Jr that never made millions despite his drug/substance abuse issues.

I'm not sure there's any non-awkward way to go about suggesting, "Hey, so, I read your private emails... sex time?" If it can be done, alcohol is likely to be involved.

So, internet surveillance leads to 3-ways? The NSA is really missing an opportunity to sell their monitoring programs to the public.

Not quite... the 20 products mentioned as “typical of products that a household might purchase” to justify this contained three iphone docks, an iphone tripod, ipad stand, a jewellery organizer, a spoon stand, a train track toy, a Pierogi mold, a key hanger etc.

Incorrect! Jupiter is filled with a strawberry parfait core, not chocolate sponge. The other layers appear to be confectionarily consistent with our current spectrographic analysis. We're still uncertain about how the planet moves such massive amounts of icing about its surface though.

You were (slightly) scammed— I almost missed it myself. At the bottom there is a small option/link to not have to download something. Very sneaky though.

No, radishes scream. That's why you can't get them live in the store and, incidentally, why they're red when you see them in stores— they've been parboiled before hand, turning them red, sort of like what happens with shellfish.

Yeah, though I really wish it were real. It would be the best moment ever in either fictional canon.

Absolutely. At this stage in my life— happily married with kids— it would be highly inappropriate and self-destructive to date another person. Why do that just to friend them on facebook?

From the pixels?

No, but the NSA may be able to help. Just pick up your phone, dial any number, and regardless of who answers say, "NSA! HEY! Do you remember where I put my keys?" If no rep is local, they'll just email you. Otherwise, you'l find them silently deposited on your doorstep within an hour.

Physics & Einstein Fail: For that minute I accelerated to faster than the speed of that light.

Unless it's this guy's first day with super-strength, this is more like the depressing tale of Captain Rage & his inability to remember he's strong. Ever lift a milk carton you though was full but really was almost empty? Yeah, it surprises you, but after that YOU KNOW and it doesn't happen again. How often do you…

The Galaxy is about 100,000 light years wide. At 1/10th the speed of light, it would still take 1 million years for a prob to reach us from across the galaxy. Not to mention the thickness— about 1,000 light years, so it's not just a flat plane we're talking about. It's 39,000,000,000,000 cubic light years. 39…

Well, I think we're just going to have to reasonably disagree on some of the aspects of this issue. It's okay though— Just because it's the internet doesn't mean we have to flame each other! Although, in case you insist on it as a proper ending, how about self-immolation: I'm an awful person, I probably have no…

My original point was simply meant to be that if your only criteria for classifying fakes was "I can't define it but I know it when I see it" then you are going to classify lots of people that others, with different views of what is & is not a fake, would be just fine with. E.g., someone plays videogames an average of…

Yep, overturned: It stopped individuals from using their own "I know it when I see it" gut decisions and instead gave three criteria that had to be met (you only cite the one that coincided to your view on this). The third of these criteria, that something lacks any "serious literary, artistic, political or scientific…