Thank you for reminding me of clause 54 of my Hipster Contract: “Must like all the same things as Iggy Pop.” This really cleared things up.

Based on the embedded track, I really couldn’t tell you.

She will likely continue to have abortions if it suits her.

Based.

The SECOND SENTENCE OF THE SECOND PARAGRAPH has series spoilers. What the ever-loving hell is wrong with the AV club reviewers that they can’t write a review that doesn’t say “I really loved the series, especially in the finale when they ___”?

Were genitals to be confiscated, I am sure the rate of sex and pregnancy would go down, yes.

Morbius 2: Electric Nosferatu

This is unbelievably dumb.

If only you knew the fantastic irony of your post.

You’re not excited about this trial being a referendum on the war between the sexes? But it will allow us to avoid more complex discussions of domestic violence in the future by determining if it is always the man/woman who is the lying villain because we saw it on the internet once!

Evil Dead is orders of magnitude superior to Evil Dead 2.

Yes. Hail yourself.

They’ve still got a pretty stellar track record actually. Aside from False Positive, this really is the only movie that looks like they’re phoning it in. And half of that is Pete Davidson.

Look at Mr. Moneybags-who-doesn’t-have-to-face-death-in-a-slight-financial-emergency over here!

Hail Satan.

Telling a curious child “some people have two mommies or daddies” or “some people have two parents. It’s not important who’s the mommy or who’s the daddy.” is being made a crime. You are trying to skirt the issue. Existence of gay people is not inherently sexual, in the same way heterosexual partnership is not…

I like the part where he tries to make writing accusations in his own blood sound normal. That is... wow

Classic AV Club Review: 1st paragraph gives away details of the film’s finale. These fucking critics, man.

Let’s let Alex Garland keep making art-horror/sci-fi masterpieces. Zombie’s like 2 for 7 or something, and I’m sure he probably has a Munster tattoo somewhere unmentionable, so let the guy fulfill his childhood fantasy.

He doesn’t write most of the raps either- he does bring it together in pretty awesome ways, usually, but he is not the sole creative genius responsible for any of it. He’s more like the CEO who takes all the credit.