jimcognito1
Jim Cognito
jimcognito1

I almost suspect this piece to be a joke. I saw this movie and it was terrible in every regard. The concept is lame, the acting is terrible, there’s very, very little to explore in terms of hazards related to a chairlift, and it’s overall a campy film that tries to play itself straight.

I assume that the EA on his throat stands for East Atlanta, but that is the EA games logo. Why, Gucci Mane, why?

Resident Evil movies are and always will be trash. All of them.

Do you not know that Quentin Tarantino and Guillermo del Toro are two completely different people?

“Some dude was drunk and ran for president with help from Russian analysts and Steve Bannon as a strategist”

I liked this a lot more than everyone else here, it seems.

He has a rider in his contract.

The president listens to bullshit conspiracy theories. This shit isn’t as harmless as we used to think.

He’s a war criminal.

Don’t wish suicide on people.

“Douglas Adams-esque” aliens is bullshit. There are no inventive aliens in this whatsoever. What, a rock guy and a little bug dude, neither of which do anything?

I think as soon as anyone sees them raise an Eastern Orthodox icon and start smearing ink on people’s foreheads that it’s nearly impossible to miss.

Man, you get Jenn Wasner up in here doin the bass stuff, maybe Jeremiah Green (from Modest Mouse) on drums, and I dunno, Justin Vernon to be their roadie, and we’ve got all the indie that can possibly exist in one place. Probably resulting in some kind of quantum event or some shit.

They haven’t put out a good project as a whole in a long time, sure, but there have been a lot of great releases that keep the Wu from being just a pure nostalgia act: Wu Massacre, Cuban Linx 2, 12 Reasons To Die, Czarface...

This is completely unacceptable. Is there any way for people to help hold him accountable like a petition to the court?