jimborollins
Jimbo Rollins
jimborollins

It’s not just your team’s logo, it’s how many points they scored in last year’s playoff.

I didn’t bother reading through all your math, because all my diplomas are of drinking age and I don’t have to bother with math I won’t apply anymore. However you came to the solution of 289, so I starred you.

You think the looks are bad? Wait until it starts reading you poetry.

snorted and starred

Hunting for Moparts at the swap meet does that to you.

When reached for comment, the plaintiff replied:

Goodell got the job on Kraft’s endorsement. And while the fans may hate him, the shrewd business man is happy to pay all the fines that Belichek could possibly incur. Because he can make it all back selling super bowl merchandise. “I gotta cut a check for that Spygate thing, Rog? Sure! How many more of those trophies

My memory says wait for the yellow led to go out before starting it because we had the diesel 5-speed. Or was the glowplug led red?. . I was only like 10 after all but I do remember Dad driving for days without stopping to fill-up because the thing got 60 mpg+

That train knew what he was doing. You can tell from the smirk on his face. Just wait until Sir Toppham Hatt gives him a dour look, though. That will put a stop to his foolishness.

They hold their value because people don’t get rid of them. The gas mileage is not brilliant-everything else about them is wonderful.

That’s because it’s full of whiny kids and parents that are mad they’re wasting their beer money on a family vacation to some crap amusement park where the most interesting thing is someone else’s vomit.

The only comparable alternatives to this that come to mind are Subaru wagons. With similar mileage, you’ll pay 2 to 2.5 times as much (quick search-not exhaustive scrounging).

And weighed more than 90s era full-size trucks.

Gonna need a picture of this axe you decapitate cars with. Also, a recipe for a good Honda stew would not be amiss.

This is not in my wheelhouse, so I didn’t even vote...yet? My jumping-off point starts with 2 questions

The list started out ok, but eventually you just started making up words...

Better than minced merkins...pickled or not.

This is a great balance of observation, sarcasm and grammar. Enjoyed reading it and hope you find a way to expand your writing.

Good to know I can pack on another 200lbs of PBR and bacon and still find a ride.

She’s beautiful.