hey, that’s a fantastic point.

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?

I was kinda hoping it would look more like this. No? Just me and my dream of a Victorian opium den on wheels. With Wi-Fi.

Why not just adjust the temperature control?

Seems to be a given that they will, and there’s no reason to expect that the truck stops and service stations won’t be happy to have them.

Believe me I understand that. I think they’re awesome vehicles, but they’re designed for a purpose. A Jeep is not designed to take you from Ocala to the Keys, it’s designed to be a tough off road champion. So when I see one on I75 weaving in and out of traffic doing 85 MPH, I say... “why?!” Why did you pay thirty five…

Why do people like (and pay through the nose for) these things as their primary mode of transportation?

Alabama plates?

Plot twist: That is not a decal. The owner has a plastic see-through liftgate.

could be worse:

Could be worse...

There is going to be something who says “too soon”.

I just wanted to let you know that my coworkers now know I’m not actually doing any work.

After the new ZR1 drives by

I second this request. Everybody loves end-of-year lists. Get on the bandwagon and give us sheeple what we want!

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?

Everything about a Cheetah is built for speed:

2 million years of R&D vs. 5. Also, I had no idea Cheetahs were that small.

I’m honestly astonished a cheetah can out accelerate a Formula E (for reference, Google says a Formula E can to 0-62 in 3.0 seconds)

Never try to find the charging point on a cheetah, trust me on this one.

Sorry, but the cheetah is a lot more impressive than the car, hands down. The cheetah can’t be much larger than the human in the car, and I have to believe that its diet is much less calorically dense than the fossil fuel burned by the vehicle. And still, it got the holeshot on the Formula 1 car and kept it tight…