Meh, would be more impressed if they didn’t break their trucks.

hey, nice Mazda

You’re really taxing my amateur photoshop skillz.

The look is coming back, particularly for his demographic.

Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

That was a particularly NSFW search but I finally found one with some clothes on:

Closing your eyes and slamming on the brakes is definitely the best way to handle an emergency situation in your car, lol.

Honestly, though, I’m mostly joking. Not much she could really do at that point.

Damn. Cold but... you’re not wrong.

Member how excited we were about the CR-Z concept?

Have you compared the above pics to what a Macan looks like?  

Not a diesel.

TURBØDIESELBROWNWAGONOHMYF#CKINGOD

Lots of it, my friend.

Wait, back the fuck up, you can buy an Audi TT for basically beer money now?

I feel like a decent running gag would be to act as if every Rams game is their first ever

I wouldn’t worry about it. No one remembers that the Rams were in LA last year.

Most places call them editors.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

The driver of the van:
after dude jumps into his windshield: HOLY FUCK..
after he’s tackled off the roof: Do i just uhh.. stay here.. or .. pull over or .. what?