“...then they came for the sports writers, and there was no one left to speak for me.”

“It was hard, so we quit.”

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

And this is bad how?

I tried to like Paradise a lot. I just could not get into it. The last Burnout title I remember having was Revenge on Ps2. I think it had a 360 verison too, but I couldn’t be arsed at the time.

Need me some dedicated tracks. Which is strange to say since Horizon 3 has been sitting on my HDD since week of release. Had…

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

Damn good game. I still remember playing this for the first time a decade ago, and just being wowed by it. Even if the visuals haven’t exactly aged well, I can still think about it in my mind and it seems as impressive, at least to “teenage me”.
The shotgun in F.E.A.R. is a great weapon, but my personal favorite was…

I used to pirate a lot but... Morally I can’t.

So to combat ugliness you are going to give money to a business that kills babies and sells thier parts. Great job.

You obviously never saw me miss so bad in fifth grade that my foot landed on the ball and I did an accidental lateral splits.

As someone who owns NMS, I’ve learned a valuable lesson, don’t believe developer hype. Until I see an actual working copy of a game, all the hype, trailers, developers spouting wonderful goddess qualities, it all means shit. Because Hello Games did the same exact thing. There is no “but this is different”, it’s the…

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

Big time respect for Ernie. What a mad world we live in when highly successful governor and seemingly decent and respectable human being John Kasich gets drowned out by a walking Cheetoh, a nutjob who wants to burn everything down to keep his Tea Party constituents happy, and a super-bland candidate whose calling…

My dude, I hate to break it to you, but unless you’re a citizen of some other country, Donald Trump is your president now. You don’t have to like it, but them’s the facts.

I used to fear Kevin Durant was going to be the NBA’s Dan Marino. A once in a generational level talent who was never able to get over the top and win the big one. Now I am actively wishing for that to happen. Before Warrior stans start bitching, no i did not say I want him hurt or to have his career shortened, I just…

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”