Look, when you’re near Chris Paul, protect your balls. Those who ignore history are condemned to getting pounded in the nards.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

Well played. Expected the obvious, ended up almost spitting milk and cereal all over my keyboard instead.
Well played.

tacos

Well, if we’ve learned anything in the past 14 hours, it’s that the world doesn’t like sore losers. If you’re willing to dance and dab when you have a show, you need to display total, unadulterated class when your crew gets fired.

By greed i hope you mean the pirates and not the developers.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

ITS SO HARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE OMIGODDDD

The solution, as always, is more X-Games.

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

That’s a messed-up way to treat people, man.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

+ .08

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

Yep, you cracked the case.

I’m from Philly. I’ve been through adversity my whole life.

Well yeah. The Cardinals weren’t playing, so literally nobody cared about the World Series. Not even the teams who actually played.

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?