ITS SO HARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE OMIGODDDD

The solution, as always, is more X-Games.

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

That’s a messed-up way to treat people, man.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

+ .08

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

Yep, you cracked the case.

I’m from Philly. I’ve been through adversity my whole life.

Well yeah. The Cardinals weren’t playing, so literally nobody cared about the World Series. Not even the teams who actually played.

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?

I don’t know how to take a review that doesn’t end in a nonsensical letter grade. I’m giving this movie a B for bears.

pfft. I haven’t been on the internet for years now and I’m doing fine.

What a save!

The more they tighten their grip, the more reporters will slip through their fingers...

“Man, I wonder what the odds were on this happening”

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.