From the LA Times archives

Those disclaimers have been beaten in courts plenty of times. Though they do tend ot lower judgements they are not a definate lawsuit protection.

When my son (8yo) found out we couldn’t play 5 together due to lack of split-screen, he actually cried for a few seconds. He was -heartbroken-.
He’s stopped talking about wanting Halo MegaBloks now tho, so maybe there’s something good to come from this...

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

I’m sorry that girls won’t kiss you.

I bet you're fun

Butthurt UK fan in “He failed to properly respect us” shocker.

There’s never a bad time to post this Arroyo commercial.

BANDGHAZI!

+1 Gateway Drug

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

Hey, even if his career is over, he’s going to make a shitload of money off selling shirts, posters, video and other merchandise of that soon-to-be legendary play. This isn’t the type of opportunity that the university would use to line its coffers at the expense of the players involved. Nope. Never.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

You are a real philosopher at large, helping us understand that we understand nothing. Do you have a newsletter?

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

“clever girl.”

Houston.

“Amateurs”

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.