I can't figure out the tone or motivation of this column.

Dammit Rockstar, I want my games on time and crippled with bugs!

No MOBAs, except for Smite, are third person. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the vernacular doesn't make it not the case.

I would love to see Vanquish on PC.

Proof that these fine men and women are dedicated to protecting our safety.

"Fools. You're ruining the flavour."

Mine goes in the neighbours yard.


Fuck that guy.

All of you complaining about his form completely overthought this video.

In fairness, he did say he didn't read it.

Change?

Good choice. Coaching Cincinnati is a good way to get that baby to rupture.

But horse armor really wasn't that big a deal. People talked about it because it was so laughable, as who would pay so much for such a trivial cosmetic detail?

Actually if you played the game and payed attention I don't see how you could be confused by that ending.

which is not broken

If this was right after AC2, I would be super excited for this.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

"I'm ready for another next gen adventure!"

Oh God. Please. Just stop. No more AC. Create a new IP. I promise you I'll buy it.

Who's the narrator? He would make Thursday Night Football 1000x more enjoyable.

AJ Green: threw a nasty sucker punch and tried to kick in Bucs fan's head while he was on the ground defenseless.