Your phone is probably the device you use for email the most

Prediction: You join a rapidly growing list of people who were overly confident and had to back out of their promises when they were proven wrong.

That’s funny because just a few months ago everyone’s prediction was 0. Wrong.

Prediction: Pretty much every other prediction about him was wrong, so yours probably will be, too.

I honestly thought that my favorite part of a Trump victory would be Trump himself, but I was so, so very wrong. It’s reading posts like this, which attempt to project the author’s own desire for Trump not to become president onto Trump himself. I read the same post over and over again written by so many different…

If you are worried that the economy is going to tank, shouldn’t you save your money and buy the house after the housing market tanks?

This is one of those things that you can’t unsee. Thanks for that.

Your definition of milk is too narrow. Webster and Wikipedia both disagree with you. Plant Milk is very real and an appropriate use of the word “milk”.

If you don’t feel like making your own almond milk, Califia Farms makes the best almond milk. I’ve tried them all. I promise you it’s the best. No, I do not work for them. I’m just a huge fan and I want to see lots of other folks buying their stuff so they stay in business for a very long time. You can find their…

Are you not familiar with short selling? It is absolutely possible to make money from a security that is going to decline.

Sort of like how Christian bakers are forced to bake cakes for gay weddings, right?

The pattern begins somewhere. It doesn’t go from 0 to 60 overnight. Is this your first day on Earth? Welcome!

I’m really glad that people like you weren’t running the country in the 30s and 40s, otherwise the world would be a substantially more awful place.

Unlike the rest of the world, and to everyone’s benefit, the United States will no longer bow down to China. You’re welcome, free world.

So we should just bow down to China’s world-view? North Korea shares that view regarding Korea - should we ignore South Korea to keep peace with an unreasonable regime?

Would you consult an “analist” because, as an expert in assholes, they’d have a solid understanding of the Chinese military?

It’s annoying to see how little the worker(s) care, but the blame should be placed on the drivers who are driving way too fast for the conditions of the road. The speed limit is irrelevant. It could be a 65MPH zone - if the roads are that icy, they should be driving far slower. The drivers should be taking into…

You got it! Just remember to wait a few months to open it so that your annual fee is comfortably offset from the calendar year so you can receive two of those $300 travel credits within a single annual fee period. (Or open it soon if you’ll be spending $300 in travel this month)

If you can use a credit card for $4k within 3 months, the CSR can net you $1,650 when timed right - then you can close it once you transfer the sign-up bonus points out or redeem them.

Good luck! Check out /r/churning for lots of solid advice.