Doesn’t every single sports movie have a scene with the coach yelling at the star player about how they’re not special and they don’t get special treatment? Is this not common knowledge yet? Sign up and go through the same motions everyone else--including other top players--did.

On the flip-side, you have people dying while waiting for treatment in countries that have affordable or free healthcare. (Republicans like to conflate these numbers while ignoring USA citizens dying from not being able to afford treatment, but it’s a serious problem all the same) You also have employment issues in…

Serious question; What narrative?

I don’t really expect anything of interest from anyone other than Nintendo, but there’s enough in the upcoming Nintendo pipeline that I think there’s a good chance I’ll be satisfied by whatever they bring. We know we’re getting BotW2 news sometime this year, so maybe that means E3. We’re getting Splatoon next year and…

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of a stupid landmark, but unless I’m already driving through the town where it lives, I’m probably not going out of my way for it.

Wish me luck

Just google how the butchered 2011 The Thing. All the awesome practical effects and props only to be scrapped last minute for CGI

I'll add regardless of the deal: fuck Harmony Gold. Also all of Macross Frontier is on YouTube subbed. So goddamn good. 

It’s Godzilla vs. Kong, with our very special guest star, Harry Belafonte!

I’ll only be excited if you can lock the butler in the freezer.

People say this like you become some doddering old fool when you get past 25. Yeah, maybe your reaction time goes down, but it’s so little and I’d be very surprised if it mattered anywhere than the absolute top levels of competitive play. It’s not a fast cognitive decline either. I think most decline in skill comes mor…

Yes, actually, that is what the phrase means. Salting the earth was a method of putting down so much salt in an area that it killed off all plants and made it a struggle for anything to thrive there for a period of time. Some invading tribes would do it just to be dicks to any survivors left behind in raids. It is…

“Being an old man, I immediately find myself missing the deep, dulcet tones of Hootie frontman Darius Rucker.”

There’s not a single problem with it at all. But just to be careful, let me call my lawyers and ask them.

Watching this is such a nostalgia trip for me. I played the living crap out of this game back in the day. Easily hundreds of hours between single player and multiplayer. I haven’t touched it in years though since I haven’t had my N64 hooked up in forever. Still have it at least.

I’m kind of curious about this though, because in a way isn’t this also a negative thing as now that Country is losing out on taxes for said item? If I live in Germany, and want to buy it for cheaper in say France.. France gets my tax money, not Germany so in the end aren’t I slighting the country I live in?

This is amazing. We should commemorate the somewhat good games. Vampyr, Greedfall, every musou game ever (yes, even the Zelda ones), Phoenix Point, just to name a few. Those are the more gamey-games out there. Everyday food, the mac-and-cheese of games, the things we play to have fun. ALL HAIL THE SOMEWHAT GOOD (or…

Weird phrasing that implies it’s possible to not be a piece of shit when you have wealth, oil, and a royal title.

Time gives every console a 100% fail rate.