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Wish I could say this is beneath Jezebel, but this is just another entry in the steady decline. Y’all should have let AI write this one.

Yep, this is a pretty horrible and indefensible write-up. Especially that headline too, making it sound like “It is what it is” is some sort of statement from the wife when its nothing more than an offhand comment from a third party describing the wifes experience of learning about everything.

Also WTF is up with the snarky "I guess 'Stand By Your Man' has limits?" Maybe if Wynette herself were divorcing I could see it being irresistible to reference her song, even if doing so made an unfortunate implication of criticism for leaving that wasn't warranted. But why are we shitting on this private individual

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

The people saying that this has nothing to do with her being Black is insane. The Black community takes missing Black women and girls pretty seriously online. It’s how we let the community know to look for people that the cops don’t care about it. On the one hand it does make Black people look bad if people are lying

This is probably an unkind thing to say about someone I never met, but I’m kinda glad her mom died too.

The new Russel Brand is an anti Vaxx nutter. 

It’s evocative of the same study results we see over and over again. Women draw emotional support from multiple sources: Friends, parents, other family, coworkers, social groups, themselves, and their romantic partner. Men primarily draw emotional support from one source: Their romantic partner. So one person- most

Look this will be my only other interaction with you Dr. Trollflake. So revel in it.

I don’t know that I’d call The New Russell Brand woke. He more seems to be going down the “anti-woke without quite saying it” corridor, i.e. Joe Rogan. Though perhaps a bit more malicious, i.e. Jordan Peterson.

Uh Russell Brand is an anti-woke Joe Rogan MAGA psycho.

Oh ffs. This is just some gibberish re-wording of exactly the problem. He was not setting HIS “boundaries.” 

Evolved my ass...

Because what’s at the root of all of this is men still thinking their happiness, completeness, satisfaction, and kindness rests in the hands of everyone else, mainly women, BUT them.

Lord of the Rings orc, looking inbred piece of shit.

I mean, I saw the routine and laughed at this bit, so I guess I was “hooked,” but the bit wasn’t framed as “here’s a humbling experience that helped me learn and become a better person” so much as “here’s a colossally stupid and fucked up thing I did. Full stop.” He’s a stand up, and talking about (an admittedly

Just stop harassing people, man

I learned everything I know about duels from Looney Toons. I would also very much like to see these two women throw down. I suspect that MTG would win though. LB seems like she is one of those all talk no bite kind of women. MTG scares me because I think she is capable of real violence. So maybe MTG “wins” and then is

Question: Can said glove be filled with hex nuts?

I’m not going to argue with Bridesmaids being at the top of the list. The “dump” scene is an all time classic and Wiig and McCarthy are at the top of their game. Standouts in a great cast.