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I guess I see this differently because I’m old. I remember the infamous meat grinder cover of Hustler -why? Because it was in my house. My second husband was a porn fan. It was the last time he brought home a Hustler. It was one of the nails in the coffin of our marriage. I’m only glad I got to see the deaths of all

While I have no interest in Valentine’s Day myself as a lifelong single person, it holds a deeply important place in my heart: it is my parent’s anniversary. These lovely people, who are without question each other’s “bashert,” were married at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Feb 14, 1954. Mom died on Feb 13, 2017.

I dunno, maybe its just me, but I think I’d appreciate a partner checking in on how we’d done this week/month/year...

At least Cruella had style. This bitch would probably make Ugg boots out of them.

From a Native Hawai’ian who is constantly having to battle with the haole tourists that rent out units in her elderly father’s building and refuse to wear masks and walk around making fun of us and our laws, THIS. And poor people too. Flights to Hawai’i have been super cheap and a lot of places are doing deals. There

“Clarkson’s show also won three daytime Emmys and has a host that is not building their entire camera persona on being the nicest human being on earth.“

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

Once I came out to a few friends and they accepted me, I wanted to go to the highest mountaintop and scream at the whole wide world.

“...black people in America need continually focus attention on being ready to defend themselves from the never-ending white supremacist goal of instituting a neo-Jim Crow in this country...”

the one good thing to come out of the last 4 years is the clear and undeniable knowledge that 47% of americans are fucking shit birds who will vote for a wannabe hitler rather than see dark beige, brown and black people get a fair shot at “the american dream”. no more pretending that it is a small minority who still

I know, right? Even the racist trolls here are noticeable by their absence today. I hope they’re having the first of many miserable days.

The last four years have reminded me, once again, that black people in America need continually focus attention on being ready to defend themselves from the never-ending white supremacist goal of instituting a neo-Jim Crow in this country. A large chunk of white Americans never give up on this effort; they eat, sleep

Your sobering and accurate observations notwithstanding, I will enjoy the next 24 hours at least and call this A Good Day, because tomorrow for the first time in 1460 days, I will not wake up wondering what fresh hell is being put before us by Commander in Squalid-Dollop-of-Human-Bile.

I’m worried that, without receipts, someone from the dude’s distant past will not be taken seriously. Especially if they want to remain anonymous and protect the identity of the survivors. Absolutely DO NOT out your friends as “evidence.”

Don’t be too proud, she’s still terrible.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the Cheneys may be evil, but they ain’t dumb.

makes you wonder if she’s really turning a corner ... getting a bit softer ... like she’d now gonna think twice before she kicks those kittens

as with any Republican today who found a spine, they all waited until the plane was nearly at a stop to unbuckle their seatbelts, as the meme goes. I’ll hate them a *little* less but I’ll also never be so naive to think when/if Trump 2.0 comes along, they’ll jump in bed with him just as fast no matter how many giant

the thought that Mango Unchained is probably freaking the fuck out over this (more that he has no Twitter to rant to than the fact that he was just impeached a second time) makes me very happy. (No one tell him he has a room for holding press conferences that he could use literally whenever he wants.)

I’m glad it gets to end on its own terms but I love the show!