I miss Clean House, but also How Clean is Your House? The English version, where they actually teach you great cleaning tricks! And wear fabulous gloves!

I’ve loved Drew Barrymore since I was a kid, which is why I will never, ever watch this show.

I don’t know any of the people involved, but my guess is these women might rest easier in peace if we all got a little more outraged at a system that allows this person get a four-month prison sentence (“rough” or otherwise) and now have to cope with some sadness.

To each his own.  I want to make stories like this not…

He’s never gonna talk to his neighbors, lol. 

Many celebs are entirely too narcissistic to fade into obscurity. They crave constant attention that money alone does not satisfy. 

You know, I often wonder why more rich people don’t just buy huge, beautiful compounds and disappear into rich obscurity. I know if I suddenly found myself with infinite money, I probably would buy some island or castle or compound and spend my days doing absurd rich people shit (farming ostriches, painting ostriches,…

~13 years ago...

As a kid, i had such a crush on Squiggy. RIP.

Wuh oh, Matthew McConnaughey’s talking about “Hollywood elites”…

Thoughts and prayers to Coronavirus for feeling brave enough to infect a man with sewage oozing out of his skin.

Came here to say this!

Now I know what I’m having for breakfast in the morning.

“Van Houten stabbed Rosemary LaBianca on August 9-10"

I am sorry for you loss, it’s a club no one wants to be in and so many of us are. 

Pro tip: please don’t ask women why they don’t have kids, why they didn’t have more, or if they want more children. I experienced pregnancy loss and only told my immediate family. Since we have a young son, everyone feels entitled to ask me these questions. Since my miscarriage, I fumble through a vague deflection and…

The woman who allowed and encouraged the impeachment of  Trump even knowing the Senate would never convict? The woman who has refused to take the Senate’s miserly COVID offer,giving them cover because they “did something”? The woman who got her caucus to pass the ACA because it was right even knowing that it might…

pelosi next please

Somebody proves they’re an asshole and people who don’t like being around assholes will disassociate. Stupid people call that censorship.

“We both lost the best jobs we’ve ever had and are being evicted from the house we rent,”

As it turns out, the only ones to lose their jobs behind the incident are discount Archie and Edith Bunker.