Lifetime? wtf man, drama much? He WON the fucking election. Stop projecting whatever bullshit you did or didn’t get away with.

But, you are defending him.

Side note, the guy that fixes watches does something to me if you know what I mean, rawr.

Yasss repair shop was a binge for me, I loved every minute of it.

Xanax

It cracks me up how this is your ride or die, don’t fucking change it recipe. Anddd then below everyone suggests ways to make it “better”. It sounds damned good, I would make it!

TBH 95% of what this anal retentive genius does is far more trouble than it’s worth. I think his show is when I first understood the concept of “food porn”.

“dragging him like a legless dog”  Here, take your damned star. I snorted out loud just now.

AMEN!

Fuck ya!!

Martinis in the she-shed for the win. Gimme gin or gimme death.

Representative Porter, you are a badass woman and I admire you so much. Keep up the fight sister and I’ll do what I can in my tiny corner of the world!

I loved Linda so much, she is so sunny and opimistic. I want to be friends with her and sit in her kitchen gossiping and eating delicious treats. When she said that she’d had a special needs daughter that died at 18 that made a lot of sense. People who have suffered enormous tragedy usually have a remarkable…

Anna, is that you??

The worst part about a fart like that, well there are many bad parts. In my experience not only is the fart god awful but then it stinks like a mother fucker. It’s just murphy’s law, the fart isn’t bad enough the stench that goes with it is enough to gag you,  OH and they’re “sticky” which is to say they linger…

You, are a terrible human being. At least clean it up for fucks sake. Shit (haha) happens but fuck at least own it. I would have been up there on your doorstep in a red hot second.

Friendships are fucking weird right now for sure. When someone asks how I am I say ok, all things considered. That’s on a good day. I think a friendship that I had may have bitten the dust. I’ve been friends with this person for a good decade. She recently moved to AZ to care for her mother who has dementia. When all…

I feel you, I do like 4 seasons though. I could settle for not living in an Artic hellhole and having a little bit of snow. I do however, love Thanksgiving, lots of food some relatives that I actually like. That reminds me I need to address my S.A.D. and start prozac. Hang in there, spring will be here in oh, 8…

I don’t love fall, at all. I live in Wyoming and fall can be cold a.f. it’s already snowed her multiple times.

True that.