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I watched one season early on. It’s like, I don’t know a minimally higher class Jerry Springer episode. I don’t get it either, so predictable, so fake.

How did Lisa Bonet get two hot af men in one lifetime. It just seems unfair damnit.

Seconded.

So true, I used to be afraid of not being “nice” or being seen as bitchy. I was raised in a very conservative Christian household. 100% accurate take.

The bachelor franchise is garbage, it always has been, it always will be. I may have thought that kind of pursuit by a man was flattering, say 30 years ago. I tell my younger female friends. Oh honey, it’s not about how much he professes to “love” you, it’s about the fact he can’t stand being told no. Run, run away,

I don’t think doctor can force most any patient to stay, in the hospital. You’re checked out AMA and that’s that.

Everything is soul crushingly depressing right now.

Feels more like a crappy Lifetime movie of the week.

I hope he drops dead two weeks after he is trounced in the election. It’s crucial that happens first imo.

That was funny when he kind of laughed and smiled because he was shocked and then realized he had just been served.

I think if/when he goes back it will be on the D.L. There’s no way he’d have a helicopter land on the WH lawn so we could all see it.

I’ll take 8 so we can be well past him getting annihilated in the election.

I’m going to hell because I really want to see what that looks like for him. I hope I’m a nicer person AFTER he loses to Biden, I really do.

T.B.D.

I have a friend who ran off the rails and had a psychotic break after Prednisone, that shit is no joke.

It’s exactly what I thought too. ONLY WIMPS ARE SIDELINED BY COVID! My hatred for him grows daily, I thought I was already at a level of Defcon V. I was wrong, I can keep hating him more. I need to let him quit living rent free in my head.

Dayum, the dude on the skateboard is magic. I could watch that all day. I can’t 1. skateboard 2. drink cranberry juice while skateboarding 3. film myself singing and drinking cranberry juice while skateboarding. Fuck Hilton, he is irrelevant, more skateboard guy!

Because, even her spawn isn’t buying her stupid B.S.

As little sympathy as I have for these mother fuckers, I don’t want Trump to die. I want his bullshit to be rejected outright by amercian voters and then I want his fat ass to rot in prison. For him to die is just too fucking scary.