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Yesterday was a weird day, hello new normal. My niece gave birth to a little girl and my best friend’s dad died. Damn, slap in the face of the circle of life and all that. Sad that my sister couldn’t be with her daughter but glad that everything turned out alright. She had a c-section which freaks me out a little but,

I’ve been very surprised by our Governor in Wyoming. He has been kicking a bit of ass (for us).  He’s made some bold calls and sweeping suggestions that people are following. Thank God for Governors that have a damned brain in their heads.

Sex Education on Netflix is a delight.

I had something a little bit similar. Had this weird stank in my car. Emptied the garbage thing on the head rest, searched high and low. Put in air freshener, it was bad. Come a couple of weeks later, I went shopping and opened my trunk. There was a rotten frozen pizza I had left in the trunk after a shopping trip.

Bwahahaha cats can be such assholes.

I will hurry up and sacrifice something if that could happen.

Ouch, too soon.

You never know, they could have been aghast and he gave no fucks and did it no matter what they advised.

Those fucking fuckers, they should rot in hell. How wretched to do that to your own sons partner.

Fat is beautiful, I happen to be fat. Having surgery to adhere to societal norms or to attract the “right” mate HELL NO. Thanks for your thoughtful replies, I enjoyed reading them.

That was my whole point. Someone stated the the K clan promotes curvy figures and I said, No Jlo did/does hers is natural.

Not gonna body shame on a big ass, they’re fabulous. I just prefer the ones god gave us.

Agree to disagree about her bringing curvy to the forefront. Exhibit A - Jlo.

She does wear a corset, she is a huge proponent of waist training. She isn’t wearing one there but that’s why she is comically narrow in the middle.

The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc

Federal, pound you in the ass prison.

Gosh, you’re a ray of fucking sunshine now aren’t ya. Who pissed in your wheaties, good god calm down.

“She knows how not to put her finger on the trigger.”

^ COTD

Gawd don’t put that out into the universe. Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice.