As long as it doesn’t pass the Bechdel test, we’re fine with it.

Heavy lifting is a directly proportional to how many sandwiches you make.

That's okay as long as you drive it into his head that men are the worst.

I heard that in Simon Cowell’s voice, the way he said it to Susan Boyle.

Okaayyy??

In a way, we all wear masks.

Zoo kill more animals than poachers. Maybe you should read a book unce in a while instead of defending corporations.

I'm sure he feels the same. Everyone's happy!

In other news:

Survival of the fittest.

Right. Because women are too emotional to train animals.

I don't think it's appropriate to blame the victim.

You sound like a misogyisnt.

You would

Nah.

And that’s all that piece of shit is good for.

Sexism is funny.

Calm down.

Because then you wouldn't be politically correct, sexist.

Yes there is. A women to traditional woman things is a capitulation to the patriarchy.