Ya blew it.

Christopher Reeve as Superman

Ehhhhhhhhhhh ninstellllllubuuuuusss
Im back tasave the uuuuuu-ooooh-niveeeeeeeeeeh (s)

I didn't know your mom's name was June! And I thought she told you to go to your room!

Reasons 1-2,699,999,999: Seven fucking years ago

I hope he tackles slavery in one so I can understand

bot

"His life has been a lurid melodrama, filled with screaming highs, sordid lows, and creamy middles."

Cepo

I imagined the writer standing up, spinning real fast, and sitting down again to write this sentence

I thought he fistfucked a gundar

Heat duh

"With all the constant recycling of ideas, its flame is starting to fade. Luckily, it was such a magnificent fire to begin with that it’s still a roaring success even after a little dwindling."

*Stewart Little scampers up her ass, she still stares blankly*

Uh, my MOTHER died today.

He'd fuck her corpse in the ambulance

NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRD

Your lifestyle is abhorrent and you are of low moral standing

More like the sprinkles girl in TCBY

Because GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY was so original.