You do know that EA owns Mass Effect, right? The whole free online multiplayer actually came from the offices of EA.

I don’t know what they were expecting. You’d think people would be used to this by now.

I saw the story this morning, and thought about what was being implemented and the state-by-state level at which that is happening, and realized all this will do is consolidate college football’s power within the South, particularly, the Deep South.

States like California or in the midwest or wherever who do this,…

Your example reminded me of a time when a coworker in a staff meeting told the boss “If you don’t fire [other coworker, who was present in the room], I will quit!” Boss stared at her and said “That is deeply unprofessional. I’m not going to fire her.” Coworker stood up and said “then consider this my resignation” and…

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

Things that apparently do not matter to Jalopnik commenters:

In the last two weeks (beginning Dec 3rd) the timeline is... Trump calls Taiwan > China issues a formal complaint > Trump says we aren’t bound by the one china policy on Fox News > China warns this risks peace > China steals a sub. That is a fourteen day turnaround, and they literally warned us about this pissing them…

No this is the absolute wrong take away. You need to change the Democratic Party from within the Democratic Party. Bernie Sanders’s success as a socialist is an absolute outlier. When it came time for him to be serious about running he had to join the Democratic Party because the only way to win the majority of the…

Trump and his supporters don’t seem to fucking get it. It isn’t the sexual part of the comments that is causing offense, it’s the cruelty part. It’s the non-consensual part.

Has anyone ever given a firm number on how much new dense development is needed until there is no more “crisis”? I ask because from here it seems like the same problem as building more highways, eventually more people go on the road so you have the same problem as before.

I haven’t been much of a fan either, and I was pretty hooked on BF4. Maybe it’s the weapons (I tend to prefer current day to near future style). Maybe it’s the maps. Maybe it’s that I seem to get wrecked by people who are clearly 100 times better than me. I don’t quite know, but I just haven’t had that much fun so far.

I’m grateful that you’re actually acknowledging that the demo this weekend was an alpha or pre-alpha build. There are so many commenters on game news sites acting like the tech test was a full-feature beta and it’s just the end of everything! So many features removed! OHMYGOD! Did nobody else actually read the…

wait i saw her too and youre missing the last part of the joke. the joke is that these dumb sex terms are actually rape. they arent funny things to joke about with your bros because they are rape. i think she ends it with like “ummmm you’re describing rape”

The burden of proof is put upon the victim and there’s often a bias toward innocence,

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

I was having this discussion a few days ago. Game consoles seem to be the only consumer electronics that don’t have yearly or bi-yearly updates, so it makes perfect sense for them to change that.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

OK, I’ll bite. And since your screen name is a fictional basketball coach, let’s do it in basketball terms. Tim Duncan works insanely hard at basketball and has for the majority of his life. Workouts, film, diet, sleep and other lifestyle, he did everything he could to maximize his talents. He worked hard, and you…