she’s always covered in bruises. i think it’s probably a combo of bruising easily and falling a lot while drunk. when i was drinking i used to be covered in bruises

Was it called Crossroads?

A friend of mine was an engineer on her first few albums. He said she admired singers like Aretha Franklin... soulful, powerful... and black. She wanted to sing like them on her album. At the time, the label said no way can we release an album of a white girl singing like a black woman. (Then Christina Aguilera came…

A. Mann would be fine, too

“Cuck” I assume, no longer means “cuckold”?

You’re in luck! They sell them in boxes of 70.

In Russian prison, stupid dress wears you.

The dress. The man shoes. This is a woman I’d find stumbling around confusedly in my back yard.

This is what they make you wear in Russian prison.

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

The shoes are what really make that outfit.

Ellie, don’t listen to the haters. I concur.

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

It says: ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy

C’mon.

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

You nailed it. I hate these types of ploys and gimmicks. I never see how buying a pair of pajamas or a bracelet or something supposedly created by disadvantaged women in third world countries help them. I would much rather give the money directly to charities that support them so they can have whatever the item is…