Berniebros suck but so do the Berniebitches who like nothing more than to berate other women for supporting Hillary Clinton. My FB is full of those too.

Because he’s a man who might beat that cunt Hillary and show her who’s boss? (just a guess). If they showed the same amount of hatred for the republicans running as they do the woman who is only marginally different than the guy they do support, it would make more sense.

I’m still undecided, but this almost wants to make me vote for Hillary.

As the person that you responded to already said: the problem arises when you spread your legs farther than your shoulders. If you’re shoulders aren’t pressed against me, then your knees sure as shit don’t need to be.

And, sorry, but I don’t give two shits about your fucking balls. You don’t get to make me…

The face says, ‘are we there yet?’, the windshield says ‘only if there means animal heaven’.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

DON’T JUDGE MY EATING HABITS

Every single song on this list was/is my eternal jam, and I once recorded No Place That Far off CMT so I could watch the video/listen to its perfection whenever I wanted.

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

I am usually somewhat leery of Allred, but I completely agree with her on this. A 25 year old sexually grooming a 14 year old girl is not a “sex scandal”, it’s a potential crime. She’s a potential victim if anything happened, not a mistress in a cheating scandal.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

Did she murder her dead husband to collect on the insurance money so that she could buy the full house? Was that the plan all along (hatched with Steve one night when they were high on speed and bath salts?) Was comet a ghost of a dog all along guarding the house and it's inhabitants from the more evil spirits lurking…

Benzema, Zenati, now Djaziri? This story just gets Karim-ier and Karim-ier.

I have no useful comments on the article. I just want to say that whatever you guys are paying Jim Cooke, it’s not enough.

Uhh...what happened to the psycho-logist?

Attention all news outlets:

Give a man a saw and he stabs for one day.