I was allowed to watch anything as a kid, but for some reason my parents forbade me from watching the lectern scene in Police Academy. Like you, I would have had no idea what was going on.

I agree. Teri Garr was kind of the feminine ideal when I was a kid. She was smart, sexy and funny. That's pretty much the trifecta right there.

And then Ryan Adams covers it in a manner that he describes as "sounding like The Smiths."

Apropos of your username, Swift is for when I masturbate and cry myself to sleep at night.

Morrissey can't die. Who else am I going to listen to when I cry myself to sleep every night?

That brings back mammaries (er, memories).

That episode scared the shit out of me!

That's true, but I remember being a teenager and seeing her on The Wonder Years before the surgery. There was a scene where she was running toward Fred Savage at a picnic. Wow, just wow.

That's debatable.

Luckily, his last screen appearance was with master thespian Ashton Kutcher.

Just make sure that's all you hoist.

The concentric conspiracy.

Lena Dunham's hideous shoulder tattoo.

Apparently. Maybe I'm old (okay, I am), but I like having physical media. Of course, the caveat with that is that all of my bookshelves are overflowing with movies and books. It'd be even worse if I still had all of my CD's, but I managed to surreptitiously stash them at my parent's house when they weren't around.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who still buys Blu-rays.

So, the man behind the man behind the man is in cahoots with the asshole in the office who always finishes the coffee and resolutely refuses to make a fresh pot? The plot thickens.

I was "menaced by a cougar" once, but I stopped returning her phone calls…

I commend you for one of the most esoteric references of all time.

Tom Atkins pretty much rules in everything, but Night Of The Creeps is definitely the quintessential Tom Atkins role (with maybe John Carpenter's The Fog being a close second). I must have watched that movie at least half a dozen times in the 80's/early 90's. It's alos notable for featuring Jason Lively, the guy…

That's probably the best way to see any movie in the theater. I base my moviegoing on times when I predict that little to no people will be there. 2nd/3rd week of release, first show on a Tuesday? Perfect.