Double the superchargers, double the fire, double the fun!!!!

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Analyze this: You are in the nosebleed section of a 76ers game.

I have gay friends who refer to being gay as being “afflicted.” To me, affliction t-shirts are the official t-shirt of closet homosexuals.

And she’s so damn happy at the end!

Once you get past a certain age, if you haven't gotten good at Park and pipe riding you may as well give it up. It hurts too much to fall and you've got to work. Just learn to rip the glades.

ROB RYAN: Excuse me, but I set the all-time record for laying pipe in a porta-potty outside Wilson stadium just a week ago.

Unlike either Kardashian, her scores are not only meaningful, but are achieved with her clothes on.

When someone DOES get killed doing this, all your glitter covered Affliction T-shirts are going to make you look even stupider than they do now..

Someone is going to die in a televised MMA contest in this exact scenario. It’s going to happen. This was gross negligence by the referee; but it escapes scrutiny only because grossly negligent late stoppages are the norm in MMA. This is because of an ethos in MMA promotional outfits and many fans that values violent,…

I’m guessing it’s a series of pitot tubes for measuring the airflow around the car. By having different readings in different spots they can see where the airflow is.

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

Good lord I’ll never understand the metric system. :(

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”

I’m under the impression that if anything kicks off that at some point in the future may be of significance to the US, special forces of some type are on the ground within the week, if not less. Delta is a spooky bunch. They operate on a higher level and they don’t get recognition.

Not the worst one either. As blasphemous as it is to say on Jalopnik, I’d be cool with shifting the world away from oil dependency as fast as possible and letting the oil economies of the Middle East die on the vine.

Whole lotta armchair generals in here ready to send in thousands of troops to kick some ass.