“Heart Stopped After Kimbo Slice Knocked Him Out” is a bit of a reach. More like “Fat, Out of Shape Person’s (Who’s name is so stupid, i’m not going to re-type it) Heart Stopped After Over 5 Min of Intense Physical Activity”

You don’t know much about professional cycling, do you? Not only is it a team sport but there are actually different positions depending on your strengths. That’s literally why he is complaining about a “sprinter” being helped over a climb.

I don’t even understand how Astana is still a team, someone on the team has gotten caught doping like every year for many years.

This is an ‘unwritten’ rule that literally gets broken every time the opportunity presents itself. Contador did that shit to Schleck in TdF a few years ago when Schleck’s chain came off.