Sounds like my kind of folks! No doubt they've got a bad side hidden somewhere, though.

"…Still, you have the haircut of an honest man."

I am Emperor Gaius Caesar Caligula, and I just recoiled a little.

That's a disappointment. From the ads, I thought it had F potential.

The old National Lampoon reimagined this stuff better. Remember The Case of the Missing Scotch?

Weird—one of those maps shows the street I live on!

D- Diminish wrinkles
E- Exfoliate
N- Nourish skin cells
N- Negate free radicals
I - Increase elasticity
S- Stimulate pore closure

National Treasure III: underneath the LBJ Library, Nic Cage discovers the lone surviving reel of Heavy into Strom.

When I was younger, I worked alongside some manager whose last name was actually Kuck. He was near retirement age in the '90s, so no idea if he's still around to have seen this linguistic trend. Maybe if God is merciful, he isn't.

I spent nearly a quarter-century married to someone who suffered from this problem, and it can pose real challenges. You worry about your loved one's health, and wish she could derive the enjoyment that other folks can from so many simple pleasures. Your own dining-out choices become limited, because half the places…

I didn't immediately peg the psychologist as a younger actress. Have to confess, I put it down to national differences. At the risk of drawing universal disapprobation and "what the hell are you talking about" reactions, an unusual number of young Englishwomen seem to have something old-womanish about them, and vice…

THE A.V. CLUB:
…Can be terrifying in the right role, but … becomes an insufferable figure of whimsy.

That's ridiculously self-limiting. Animal corpses are a thing.

No doubt. However, the '16 election backed quite a few miscellaneous minorities into casting votes they'd rather not have, and weighing what seemed like the lesser of evils. In the aggregate, that can make a decisive difference.

Maybe … though we certainly existed, and certainly wouldn't have voted Sanders under any circumstance. But here as elsewhere, a Trump/Sanders race would have changed so many accompanying facts about both campaigns (and their strategies) that what-ifs are idle.

But seriously, I think we're underestimating the number of conservative & centrist voters who held their noses in '16 and voted for Clinton or a third-party candidate … but who would've voted for Trump as the lesser evil, compared to Sanders.

In other words, things could be even worse than what we have now. Cold comfort, but I guess I'll take it.

I'm telling Monsieur le Moko on you.

I think owning the property helps Vader control the narrative. In fact, on the spot he got maimed, he commissioned a really unflattering statue of Obi-Wan, with a stupid look all over his stupid face.

Well, I hit it lucky. PBS ran the episode twice in succession, so I was able to catch it after all, at the cost of a little sleep. Win!