My CR-48 Chromebook may not be classified as an ultraportable laptop, but I still love it because it has enough performance for my web browsing and it has a great battery life.

No, cable is for suckers.

Apple versus Mac?

It's saying the optimistic people in life are happier. Or something. I think.

I actually installed the developer build a few months ago, and it's not very impressive for those of us who don't have a touchscreen.

Windows 7: Small effort put forth for touch screens.

I always assumed it worked something like that, the clocks are always in sync.

Deftones ftw

I love how companies blatantly lie like that. If they weren't trying to mislead customers, then why the hell did they do that?

They have AMAZING cameras.

By not being a smart ass

The resulting urine is also quite warm.

I kinda want to try that pepper

I'm wondering why I clicked this

Reminds me of a bird.

j00 sPELLed d1FfEreN7 wR0N9.

What version of windows is he using??

Hello free iPad!

Yeah, the whole metric/standard mix up comes to mind..

Have you ever waited in line at the DMV? I don't blame the man.