I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

$130,000.

I haven’t been a member of any Nazi group since 1980.

It’s lower case bro, not upper case Bro.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Why would you want Barron to kill Melania’s personal trainer?

he pleads not ghillie.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

Linkin Park was once my favorite band, so....

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

Ditto, can confirm. I love my two children more than anything. I don’t have money, time for myself, time for my wife.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

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