Or as it's pronounced in NZ, Iminimm.

And a loaf of bread only cost a nickel. And I used to wear an onion on my belt, as was the fashion at the time.

Exactly…we don't want to scare off the jocks and cheerleaders by making them think they'll have to keep their brains on during this picture!

Let's hope it is cerebral, but the marketing company decided that smart doesn't sell tickets. I am cautiously optimistic for this.

3X5 or 5X7? If you upgrade to an 8X10 you get 4 free wallet size photos.

YOU WILL.

Person on pop culture website likes 0% of pop culture.

I'm just glad they're both the same gender again. Wachowski Siblings doesn't have the same ring to it as Wachowski Brothers or Wachowski Sisters.

Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I was also in jr high when it came out…I was so intrigued by the whole ad campaign, I was dying to see it. My mom took me to see it since it was rated R. I remember being absolutely glued to the screen and having my mind blown. I looked over about halfway through the movie to see if my mom was as into it as I was…and…

It used to be "Affordable", now it's "American". Mission accomplished! Where's my Bud Light?

I've never visited my mother's grave. But to be fair, she's still alive.

Look, just because we're grieving, doesn't make us SAPS!

That's a great pun, but I'm afraid it went overhead.

Stop acting so surprised, Ice! You work as a cop in the sex crimes department.

The dead need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. If they wanted to rest in peace, they should have worked harder.

Shiver me timbers

They should have gone with my suggestion "Groundhog Day, but with more 'Splosions"

"Fucking men!"

666-B
He sublets a basement apartment from the beast.