Hehe I'm pretty left leaning, but at some point you're just TOO left wing to function.

"Ignoring the fact that Darth Vader speaks Galactic Basic, which just happens to sound exactly like English"

It's great! These people bring you food, and when you're done, you don't even have to do the dishes. You just leave!

These wicked violent delights have violent ends, bro!

Yes, it's in that thin slice of the Venn diagram where funny and sloppy/obvious overlap. It works because the commercials are so damn annoying and self impressed.

Charles show me the way because Magneto's tryna break me down
(Charles walk with me)
The only thing that I pray is that my cybernetic feet don't fail me now

What's scary to me, Henny make Storm look like Halle Berry to me.

How Ca' doin? I'm survivin'. I was drinkin' earlier now I'm time travelin'.

Uh oh…It's clobbering time again, isn't it?

Like you're some prize catch. The second ugliest orange MF'er running around besides 45.

That may be true, but there were other fictional one eyed people who were around at that time. Tom Cruise in that WWII movie, Rooster Cogburn, and leagues of pirates are not going to turn a blind eye to your insults.

What's the deal there? Did they just really want to get to the 80s and say "screw it, they're all 50 now"?

I wish I had something to do with Morena Baccarin.

Deadpool 2: My Dinner with Cable

Yep, Shannon can dial the scene chewing up or down depending on the role. He was so understated in Midnight Special. But when Zack Snyder says, ham it up, you ham it up!

Famke…SCHWING!!! What a babe!

I'll let the whole nickname thing slide, Scott, even though it's Ocular Appropriation.

Tell that to the "New" Car Wash by my house, and to the "Best" BBQ place down the road.

Oh no, it's Taylor Swift and Sarah Palin all over again!

Holy cow, how are these the same woman… those pics are only at most a few years apart. Makeup is a helluva drug.