Two sides of the same crazy coin.

I think they are busy using their sheets for other purposes…

Say my name.
-Saul Goodman
You're goddamn right.

No bot. No bot. You're the bot!

Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.

Like Jeb!

This is the kind of stupid "attack everything the AV Club does" comment that undermines the legitimate criticism of the AV Club.

And medium well actually means perfect.

Anybody who's not using "swole" right now is a jabroni.

The fall of Rome was due to a lack of Marinara.

Is this Osborne Cox?

No it's Zero Mustafa, owner of the Grand Budapest Hotel who counsels Davis on mediocrity.

Please Mr Coen. P-p-please don't shoot me into outer space.

I don't think so! Still in canon! Hold me like you did back on Naboo!

If he didn't win an Oscar for playing Cock Knocker, he may never win one.

Doomsday weapons give you power. He went mad with power. You ever try to go mad without power?

They have a new policy: UNNNNNNLIMITEDDD POWERRRRRRRRR converters.

I guess we all experienced a little Whiplash last night when the best picture winner was announced. Stay tuned for more, after this…

I only date people who mention that on their online dating profile. It's a…lonely existence.

He achieved maximum skeeviness with that line.